Is Snooki Pregnant!?!?!?!

Please God no. Just....no. Snooki and her boyfriend, Jionni LaVall are reportedly expecting a baby in September. Perhaps I should stop being such a cynic and hope that if she is pregnant, she will be forced to calm down and become an adult. I have known quite a few wild women who did a 180 once becoming pregnant. This is great timing for her career in that Jersey Shore is winding down, and Hollywood loves pregnancy. There is much money to be made here. Magazine covers and exclusives, maternity line, book about how pregnancy put her on the straight and narrow, etc. I wish her the best, but have to wonder... how short and orange will this baby be?

Jessica Simpson Eight Months Pregnant

Still another month for Jess. While I am jealous of her skinny ankles (mine looked like my thighs by seven months), it does make me nervous to see her in those shoes. I love shoes, I'm all for shoes and looking cute while pregnant....but I'd hate to see her twist an ankle.

Uma Thurman's Baby Bump

Uma Thurman took a walk in NYC Tuesday following a checkup appointment with her doctor. Thurman, 41, proudly displayed her growing baby bump in a form-fitting black sweater, mini skirt and boots. On late Monday the Pulp Fiction star's rep confirmed to Us Weekly that she's pregnant with her third child. The father is believed to be her financier beau Arpad Busson, with whom she reunited last year. Thurman's baby-to-be will join Maya, 13, and Levon, 10, her kids with ex-husband Ethan Hawke.

Jennifer Garner Gives Birth to a Boy, Samuel Garner Affleck

It's a boy for Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck! The couple of seven years welcomed their third child, a baby boy, in Santa Monica, Calif., a source confirms to Us Weekly. "We are happy to announce on February 27, Jennifer gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Samuel Garner Affleck," Affleck, 39, announced via Facebook on Wednesday. Little Samuel joins big sisters Violet, 6, and Seraphina, 3. Friends and family have already met the bundle of joy -- and he's a "peanut," one pal cooed. Announcing her pregnancy in August 2011, Garner, 39, managed to stay mum on the gender of her family's third baby, and while she admitted she'd be thrilled to have another girl, said Affleck was excited either way. "I would have thought [he wanted a boy]. At first...I really thought so," the Arthur actress told Jay Leno in January. "And then [Ben] kind of said, 'Well, we have girls. We know how to do girls. My girls love me. I'm the big guy in the house.' So, now I'm not sure." Garner's older daughters had quite a ball acting as a focus group for potential baby names for their brother. The actress joked she and Affleck entertained their suggestions for baby names -- most of which happen to be Disney-themed. "[They suggested] Donald Duck, Minnie Mouse Affleck," Garner joked. "And then they moved on...[to] Peter Pan, Captain Hook, Smee."

Uma Thurman is Pregnant

Congrats to Uma and the over 40 pregnant Mamas!! Uma Thurman is going to be a mama . . . again. The 41-year-old actress and her boyfriend, financier Arpad Busson, are expecting, her rep told People. The "Kill Bill" actress has two children with her ex-husband Ethan Hawke: daughter Maya, 13, and son Levon, 10. Hawke has also moved on since the couple divorced in 2004, infamously marrying the nanny he employed while married to Thurman, Ryan Shawhughes, and having two children with her: Clementine, 3, and Indiana, 6 months. But Thurman is far from the first celeb to conceive a child after age 40. In 2008, Halle Berry gave birth at age 41 to her daughter, Nahla, with then-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. In 2007, Salma Hayek gave birth to her baby girl, Valentina, at age 41. And last April, 41-year-old Mariah Carey gave birth to twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with her husband Nick Cannon.

Vanessa Mannillo Pregnant?

This blog seems to think so, and the author has a great deal of inside Hollywood knowledge. I like this couple, and I'm happy for them. Even though I love Jess now, I was team Nick during the divorce. I'm glad he has found love again. Very cute jumper on Vanessa.

Jessica Simpson is Having a Girl?

Jess, you know I love you, but I'm not sure that horizontal stripes are the best choice here. My mother always told me that vertical stripes elongate and horizontal stripes widen. When you're this pregnant, the stripes don't look cute. She gets a pass though, because when you are this pregnant, it's all about survival. Jess was seen the other day at posh Beverly Hills baby shop Bel Bambini snapping up pink baby clothes. Could Jess be having a little girl?

Kourtney Kardashian is Having a Girl!

Kourtney Kardashian has revealed that she is having a girl. I am already jealous of her closet. Do they make baby birkins? Louboutins for babes?

Pregnant Jennifer Garner at American Girl

Very pregnant Jennifer Garner looks cute in a leopard print scarf while visiting American Girl with her daughter Violet.

Drew Barrymore Pregnant?

Hmmm.....I don't know of any other reason to be holding sonogram photos. Although, if I was uber famous and didn't want people to know that I was pregnant, I'd put those photos in my purse before walking outside. Maybe they belong to a friend? I guess only time will tell.

Molly Sims Shows Off Ultrasounds

I didn't even know Molly Sims was pregnant. Either I've been living under a rock, or this is another example of how it's very easy for celebs to fly under the radar if they want to (take note, Lindsay). Molly is five months along and enjoyed a sunny lunch with friends, where she showed off her ultrasound pics. Very cute!!!

Hillary is Pregnant in Yellow

I love me some Hillary. She is fresh faced, beautiful and has never been photographed stumbling out of a club with her nether regions exposed. She has a good reputation, work wise as well as in her personal life. However....I am not feeling this. I am not a fan of tight turtlenecks on the best of days. I realize that when you are this far along, unless you are wearing a muumuu, everything is tight, but....meh, maybe it's the color? I love this mustard color, but I think this would look better in black. Just sayin'

Jessica Simpson Stays Stylish

That's my girl!!! Still looking good and rocking some heels, Jess shops at Bel Bambini in LA. I see she is making good use of that black blazer to add a bit of cover up....being hugely pregnant and always in skin tight stretchy fabric can make one feel a bit vulnerable. Kinda like walking around with a target on the tummy. Now, which is bigger, her belly or her boobs? Wowza.

Jessica Simpson Fears No Wedge!!!

I've always loved Jessica Simpson. Sure, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she seems harmless and kind. Sort of like a puppy. Cute, but don't expect them to fetch your slippers. When she divorced Nick Lachey, I was firmly Team Nick, but after watching her subsequent heartbreak at the hands of several men, I'm happy that she has now found love. I mean.....can you imagine putting up with John Mayer's douchiness for that long? ugh. Remember when he wasn't suck a self absorbed narcissist? Anyway, I digress.... Jess now has a fashion "empire". I don't love her fashion line, but it's cute, reasonably priced, and hey, at least it's not the crap that Paris Hilton is putting out there. Sure, Jess doesn't always dress to flatter her figure, but I've really liked her pregnancy style, maybe because it's quite similar to my own. Stretchy maxi dresses are so comfy, they feel like stylish pajamas, and with a belly and boobs that big, trust me when I say no one is looking at anything else (for me it was my expanding ass and arms. Many women are in flip flops at this stage of pregnancy, but Jess appears to be fearless when it comes to heal height. Hey, if you're just walking from the restaurant table to the car, it's doable. For me, I developed Huge cankles, so this wasn't possible, although I would have rocked these if I could. Here's a great maxi dress that's similar to the one Jess is wearing. Finish it off with a versatile blazer and wedges

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Blue Ivy Carter

Bey and Jay have released the first photos of their daughter, Blue Ivy Carter. Look at that hair!!!!!! Pregnancy conspiracies aside, their baby is beautiful and I commend them for not making a profit off these pictures.

Jennifer Meyer

Toby Maguire's wife Jennifer Meyer makes mother's jewelry that's worth coveting. Using diamonds and gold, Meyer creates initial pendants that are perfect for declaring your love for your new bundle. I also love the Mommy necklace. Is it Mother's Day yet?

Jennfier Garner

Wow, Jennifer Garner looks ready to pop!!!! The soon to be mom of three must be counting down the days! I'm jealous that she is still in jeans, even if they are pregnancy jeans. When I was that far along in my first pregnancy, I lived in maxi dresses and yoga pants. How cute is older sister Violet? I love her turquoise glasses.

HIlary Duff

Two months away from her due date, Hilary keeps comfy in stretchy, breathable fabrics. Hilary has been keeping in shape by practicing pilates throughout her pregnancy.

Kourtney Kardashian loves her cats

A stylish trench coat is a great way to stay comfy while your bump is still small. Paired with all black, the leopard stands out without looking tacky. I'm loving her cat's eye sunnies, very reto. Overall I think the outfit is great for cool spring days. Kourtney is wearing a trench from her own line.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Beautiful Victoria's Secret model Alessandra looks cute and cozy while travelling in jeans and a furry vest. I'm not sure if her shirt is that sheer to the naked eye, or if it's a result of the flashbulbs, but i love it. I think seeing a little belly is cute. It's probably not something that I would wear during the day, but at night it works, especially with the added cover up of a vest or jacket. Alessandra is reportedly about four months pregnant. Maybe more? not sure.